Reminiscing and productivity ✨

My big brother convinced me I blew my nostril off when I was younger. We were playing video games on his Sega Genesis (I think I was whipping him at Mortal Kombat) and I started sneezing uncontrollably. After a particularly powerful sneeze, he looked at me, dropped his controller, and made this mock terrified sound and started manically looking around on the floor.

He startled me so much that I quit sneezing and asked him what he was doing (after pausing the game so he couldn’t use this as an excuse). It was then he informed me that I sneezed so hard that last time that my nostril flew off. I panicked and dropped to the floor, trying to find it, and when I couldn’t, I went running to find my mother to get her to help me look for it.

My brother had to stand in the corner for an entire half hour as punishment.

Roughly five minutes later I was in the opposite corner for throwing toys at his head. 😁

He got me back shortly after though: we were playing hide and go seek, and I hid in the washer. He found me quickly (I was giggling) but didn’t let me know, and nearly gave me a heart attack by turning the damn thing on for several seconds.

I got him back later that week by framing him for murder though. When our parents came home from work I was in the kitchen, ketchup smeared on my body and butcher knife stuck in between my armpit and arm. He was supposed to be babysitting me but was playing video games in his room instead. My mom freaked, but my father instantly saw through it. I was grounded for a week.

Good times, good times.

I don’t know why, but memories have been flooding my mind today, and since my brother has been out all day I can’t reminisce with him – so you guys get stuck with it. 😁

As far as Saturday’s go, this has been an unusually productive and upbeat one. I wrote on Knocking Up The MILF for about six hours (since I won’t be able to write Monday due to real life bullshit), approved the 15 minute sample for the audiobook version of Amore: A Love Story (the narrator is amazing, I can’t wait for her to finish!), and managed to gain a new Patreon follower!

All in all, a good day.

Thanks for reading. 💋

💌 A trio of good emails, and a new audiobook! 🎵

Today was the day of emails. I received several, and all seemed to contain good news.

Email #1 (Audiobook News)

The audiobook version of Cramming Sis! Again! is complete, and as soon as Audible approves my narrators work, it will be live. They shouldn’t have any problems with it, as she did a fantastic job with it, so I’m expecting it to get their stamp of approval reasonably quickly.

Email #2 (Romance Package!)

Dear Alexa Nichols,

Nephilim: Daybreak is now available to listeners through the Audible Romance Package.

This distribution channel gives Romance Package subscribers unlimited access to thousands of romance audiobooks including yours, while you get paid each time Romance Package Listeners select and listen to your audiobook. Earn each time Audible Romance Listeners select and listen to your audiobook. Get paid for the minutes listened each month based on your share of total minutes listened.

Your earnings for audiobooks accessed in the Romance Package will be reported and paid on a quarterly basis.

Learn More About the Program

We can’t wait to hear your audiobook,

The ACX Team

Email #3 (Phi Beta Pie’s Audiobook)

Hello Alexa,

Thank you for contacting ACX.

I apologize for the delay in response. We’ve recently experienced an increase in volume and have been working to address each inquiry in the order it was received. Thank you for your patience!

I’m sorry to hear you were unable to locate your title, Phi Beta Pie, on the Amazon.com website. We’ve received similar reports of other affected titles. Our teams have been made aware of this issue and are working to address this and correct it as soon as possible.

I have added your title to the list of affected audiobooks and we will be notifying you directly as soon as this issue is resolved. Once again, we appreciate your patience while our teams investigate this.

If we can help with anything else, please let us know. You can reach us by email or phone at 1-888-396-6347. We are available Monday through Thursday, 9am to 7pm Eastern. Have a great day!

All the best,

Jessica

ACX Client Support

Not a bad set of emails to open up this morning. I was about to write to wake up to, but honestly, I haven’t been to sleep yet. Anne spent the night at my place, and for the longest time, I just laid in bed staring at the ceiling and playing with her earlobes (it’s a thing I do, don’t judge). I eventually decided to just get out of bed and write, proceeding to work on Interview With A Werewolf for the next six hours and ultimately finishing its green revision. Which means Monday I’ll put it through its final grammar checking and editing phases and compile it into a book, completely finishing it. Assuming I don’t go apeshit over the weekend thinking of even more things to add to it like I did yesterday. 😅

I spent another hour working on Knocking Up The MILF, and then put writing to the side so I could assassinate some author tasks.

It’s been a busy day.

And I’m about to collapse.

Which means heading to bed early. On a Friday. Growing old sucks. 😳

Know what doesn’t suck? You. Because you took time out of your day to read about my life, and that means a lot to me. So thank you.

I love my Alexaliens.

All of you.

😴

My Soundcloud is live! 🔊

Today has been all about Soundcloud. I created an account, filled in all the information, and uploaded samples of all my audiobooks. It took several hours (😳) but it all came out pretty good. What really took me by surprise was halfway through I was notified that people from Germany and Indonesia were already listening to my uploads!

Now I just need to get it all integrated into my website…

Anyway, since that pretty much hijacked my day (along with the end of the month tasks), I figured I would enlighten you to some interesting articles I’ve posted on Patreon these past few weeks. None of the titles is clickbait, all are straight from the heart, and you can read them on the $1/Month Patron tier. I post a new article about once a week, so there will always be new content. Check them out. 😊

How I Lost My Virginity

https://www.patreon.com/posts/16851625

How I Write A Book

https://www.patreon.com/posts/16927729

My Real-Life Day Job (It’s Not Writing)

https://www.patreon.com/posts/17076145

My Three Favorite Types of Porn

https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-three-types-17140861

My Gaming Collection

https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-gaming-17216537

30 Explicit Sex Questions – Answered!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/17315648

12 Deep Questions

https://www.patreon.com/posts/12-deep-17556512

Why I Have Insomnia

https://www.patreon.com/posts/why-i-have-17673134

A Touching Conversation

https://www.patreon.com/posts/17792535

That’s all for now, beloved readers. Tomorrow: writing! 📖

Until then…

Death 😳

Something you might not know about me: I use tarot cards. Every morning at around 6AM I have a phone app send me a random tarot card, and often when I write I pull a card from my Necronomicon Tarot Deck for inspiration. It’s a deck I’ve had for over a decade, and I carry it everywhere. I love it. It was actually a gift from a friend of mine that passed away a few years ago, someone who was kind of my sister in the occult.

I miss her. So much.

Which is interesting, because my tarot card for the day was Death. Not that I was freaked when I saw it or anything because I know the card doesn’t represent actual physical death, but change. A more accurate definition:

Death

Death (XIII) is the thirteenth trump or Major Arcana card in most traditional Tarot decks. It is used in Tarot, tarock and tarocchi games as well as in divination.

Depiction: The Death card usually depicts a skeleton, sometimes riding a horse but more often wielding a sickle. Surrounding it are dead and dying people from all classes, including kings, bishops and commoners.

Meaning: Unlikely that this card actually represents a physical death. Typically it implies an end, possibly of a relationship or interest, and therefore implies an increased sense of self-awareness.

Upright card (keywords): Endings, Severe illness, Profound change, Letting go of attachments, Failure, Mortality

Reversed card (keywords): Living unaware, Depression, Long terminal illness, Resistance to change, Delayed endings

Element: Water

Ruling planet: Pluto

The real reason this card was interesting is that no matter how many ways I tried to force myself I just had zero motivation to write today. It just didn’t feel right. I barely managed to finish the Yellow Revision of Interview With A Werewolf (if you want to read it, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/17824615), instead choosing to study top erotica authors to see what I can learn. It’s something I’ve never really done, as I’ve always been more interested in just writing and not emulating, but it proved to be stimulating.

Natalie discovered the most thought-provoking thing, however: Soundcloud. After evaluating the site for a bit, I decided that instead of writing tomorrow I’ll be creating a Soundcloud account for my audiobook samples and then hopefully soon after getting my web dude to get them integrated into the website. I’m low-key excited about it, I’m not gonna lie. 😊

Just another step in my evolution as an author. I have a long way to go, I know, but I’m learning. I won’t be satisfied until my books consecutively hit #1. ✊

It all starts (and ends) with you, my readers.

Which is why I love you guys (and girls) so much, and I always reply to you, no matter how busy I get.

After all, you took time out of your life to reach out to me; It’s only right that I reciprocate.

Until tomorrow, beloveds.…

The cost to be the boss! ✊

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Bummed 😪

Dear Diary,

This has not been a very good day for me. Not only did I have an aggravating bout of insomnia, but I’ve been mentally in the slumps. On paper, my day was fantastic: I wrote for over eight hours on two different books, Interview With A Werewolf (which I’m now on the Yellow Revision of) and a new Quickies project I’ve had on the back burner for a while titled Knocking Up The MILF, which is actually (surprisingly) almost finished. Like, in the next few days I’ll probably be releasing it.

Because of my strange mental state, every task I’ve approached today (other than writing) I had to practically force myself to get through. I still haven’t finished everything because of this. Anne has been beautiful, giving me mental and emotional support and even cuddling with me when I just wanted to lay in bed and sulk. She also stopped me from thoroughly dismantling my laptop. I didn’t even have a reason to take it apart, I just wanted to.

Days like this are the downside of being a passionate person: I have really high highs and really low lows. I’m probably bipolar, I dunno, but I’m more high than low, so…

There was a bright side to my day though:

https://goo.gl/zaVSF8

The moment I saw this book I busted out laughing, and it made me realize just how far outside the box I really need to go. I mean, I really need to step my game up if motherfuckers are putting out books like this. 😅 It looks like an awesome book, and I’m definitely getting myself a copy. You should too. I don’t know this author personally, but I’m willing to bet we would get along famously.

Anyway, that’s all for now.

I need to try and readjust my mindset because I can’t keep walking around all emo. Maybe I’ll savagely spider-monkey J.C. (my big brother) when he gets home. 🐵 Yeah, that sounds like a promising idea. He’ll never see it coming…

I’ll see you tomorrow, loves.

#Emo

“I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.”

– Clare Boothe Luce

Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Dark Carpathians

Dear Diary,

So I’m writing this entry on the toilet. I’m about to jump in the shower and relax for the night, but I wanted to record some of my thoughts before I did so.

See it’s been a very interesting day.

I worked on Interview With A Werewolf for over three hours, managed to get midway through the Red Revision (if you want to read it, go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/17769279), and learned a ton about writing book descriptions and pimping Amazon’s keyword system – legally, of course. I still have so much to learn as an author…

So, how many of you watched Stormy Daniel’s on 60 minutes tonight? In case you’re clueless as to what I’m talking about, adult film star Stormy Daniels appeared on CBS’s “60 Minutes” to divulge details about her alleged affair with Donald Trump more than a decade ago. If you want to learn more about this, you can go here:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/25/politics/60-minutes-stormy-daniels-interview-main/index.html

I definitely watched, mainly for the entertainment factor. I also watched an episode of The Walking Dead(on Netflix) with Anne, read a chapter of the first of the Dark Carpathians books by Christine Feehan (Dark Prince, Authors Cut Special Edition) and then played a round of Phantasy Star Portable 2 on my PSP.

Tomorrow: I’m writing like the motherfucking princess I am early as fuck in the morning before an old friend comes to visit.

Goodnight, beautiful people. I need to get off the toilet and shower.

See you there. 😉

#Alexa

“Americans are a decade behind Canada when it comes to sex education and understanding their bodies.”

– Sue Johanson

Writing. Like a Boss.

Dear Diary,

The day has flown by, mainly because I spent most of every waking moment expanding, editing, and improving Interview With A Werewolf. Well, I also played a mission in my new game, Phantasy Star Portable 2 on my PSP, and installed Skyrim on my tablet just to see if I could (I can. It works perfectly).

But otherwise, that was my day.

Writing.

Like a boss.

Tomorrow will most likely be more of the same.

Maybe a little less obsessive.

Or maybe a little more. Who knows. I really want to finish this rough draft so I can jump on the revisions, and then the Nephilim series proper.

But it will be a Sunday, so…

Goodnight, beloveds.

Be naughty. 😉

#SammichSnatch

“It’s unfortunate. Title IX is rather simple: don’t discriminate on the basis of sex.”

– Birch Bayh

Finishing even if it kills me

Dear Diary,

Natalie (my assistant) and I were having a fascinating conversation earlier about the perceived equality and inequality of men and women. It’s an interesting topic, especially when you factor in things like religion and feminism, and if I weren’t so busy I would detail much of that conversation here, but…

See, I have this book I’m working on.

One that I thought I was completely finished with.

I know earlier I wrote that I had finished the rough draft of Interview With A Werewolf, but then my creative side struck and there was more I wanted to add to, you know, flush out the story a bit. So I’ve spent more hours than I care to publicly admit doing just that, and by Monday I plan on having this story completely finished.

Even if it kills me.

I’m pretty sure I’ll pull this off because I have a schedule laid out that includes a ridiculous amount of writing time, peppered with girlfriend time and social media… socializing. Afterward, I’m jumping on the revision for the first book in the Nephilim series – Nephilim: Daybreak – so I can start Nephilim: Prisoner. I’m not stopping until this entire series is complete.

(Yoda voice) Super-pumped, I am.

For now, however? A long, hot bath, something I generally don’t do during the week.

After I get out?

More writing.

And more socializing with you guys on social media.

Cause I love you.

Siempre…

#Alexa

“Sex is biological, but gender is mental.”

– Kehlani

A typical, boring day…

Dear Diary,

OK Alexaliens, I made the title of this entry extra boring to weed out the suckas – so I know if you’re reading this, you truly love me. And love should be rewarded.

So, here’s the deal: send me a private message on any social media network anytime before tomorrow’s entry goes up with the name of any one book (full list below) you want, and I’ll send you a free copy. Or, if you would rather have an audiobook code good for any audiobook on Audible (regardless of price), you can have that instead.

Here’s the list:

1. Please Don’t Get Me Pregnant!
2. Qedesha (Sacred Prostitution)
3. The Champion’s Gift (A Qedesha Story)
4. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden
5. Taken
6. Programming Sophia
7. Killer Lolis
8. Paying His Debts
9. Knocked Up in Prison!
10. When Daddy Was Away!
11. Voyeur: Season 1
12. Girl Fight
13. Phi Beta Pie
14. The Secret Life of Miel
15. No, Daddy! I’m Not Mommy!
16. No, Daddy! I’m (STILL) Not Mommy!
17. Cramming Sis!
18. Naughty Cheerleaders!
19. Cramming Sis! Again!
20. Amore
21. Nephilim: Daybreak

Compilations

Quickies: Cumpilation, Volume 1

Quickies: Cumpilation, Volume 2

Erotic Urban Legends: Volume 1

Erotic Urban Legends: Volume 2

The Qedesha Trilogy

Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac

Daddy’s Girl

Taboo Love

Good Girls Gone Bad

Some of the books don’t have hyperlinks because I haven’t officially published them yet, but they are still ready for release (which means you can request them if you want). Note that I couldn’t include the Bad Girls of Erotica books because that would be disrespectful to the other authors whose works appear in them. Still, that leaves you 30 books to choose from.

Have a great day, loves.

Thank you for reading.

#Alexa

Music can also be a sensual pleasure, like eating food or sex. But its highest vibration for me is that point of taking us to a real understanding of something in our nature which we can very rarely get at. It is a spiritual state of oneness.

– Terry Riley

I may be a Nihilist

Dear Diary,

You ever had one of those days where no matter what you did you just couldn’t seem to get anything productive done? Like the entire universe was just conspiring against your creativity? I’m not a Nihilist, I don’t think, but I sure started to feel like one as the day unfolded. 😀

It started out with my laptop going through Checkdisk when I booted it up, something I forgot I told it to do yesterday. (Thank you, insomnia) If you know anything about computers, you know this process takes roughly 12 years to complete. No biggie. I have a Windows 10 / Android tablet and a special HDMI cable, so I just connected my monitor, mouse, and keyboard to it and got ready to be productive.

Well.

See, I haven’t used my tablet like this in a while, so I had to sync my music to it via my external hard drive, and then Outlook took forever to sync email, and…

Long story short: it was a while before I could actually do anything.

While I was waiting for everything to finalize so I could get to work I had a friend from way back randomly contact me saying she wanted to visit, and after politely declining and rescheduling (I knew it was going to be a late day) Anne – who is finally home! – chimed in with shows like Naked and Afraid and Little Big Shots, which I had never really watched, and they just completely stole my attention. Especially Naked and Afraid. There is no way in hell I would do anything like that. Well, maybe if my big brother was with me (that probably sounds way worse than I meant it 😂) because I know he could pretty much deal with whatever came our way. But these motherfuckers were eating alligators and… it was just insane, and completely riveting.

Productivity-wise, I didn’t have a chance.

That was until I let my ovaries hang and forced myself to get to work. I put my headphones on, tuned out the world, and managed to finish the rough draft of Interview With A Werewolf finally. Kind of. I’m not sure if I’m happy with the ending yet, but I’ll iron all that out when I go through the revision stages. And I’m sure my editor will help too.

All in all, it wasn’t a bad day at all. Even though it had a bit of a bumpy start. 😊

Time to curl up with some anime and comfort my tablet for all the hell I put it through today.

I love you all.

Always…

#Alexa

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

– Barack Obama

Insomnia strikes again 😭

Dear Diary,

Yet another night with no sleep. I managed to take a nap earlier (for a little under an hour), but that was it. I just don’t know what’s wrong with me lately; usually getting to sleep is relatively easy.

Needless to say, this lack of sleeping thing is really starting to mess with my mind.

And my emotional stability.

Tonight, no matter what, I’m going to sleep – I don’t care if I have to drug myself with some Nyquil or an episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. This not being able to sleep shit is starting to affect my creative process, and that’s something I just can’t allow to happen.

Regardless, I did some brainstorming and finally figured out how I want to end Interview With A Werewolf, then sat down and damned near broke my fingers typing everything out. I’m on the very end of the very last chapter, and even though this is just the rough draft, it is turning out to be a beautiful story. I need to find a way to cram a bit more kink in there, but otherwise, I’m loving it.

It’s going to be a fantastic way to end the Nephilim saga.

Anyway, my eyes are bloodshot, my vision is blurry, and my fingers feel like they’re going to fall off, so I think it’s time to call it a night.

Wish me luck, loves.

I might need it.

By the way, if you’re curious as to why I have insomnia, I explained everything in a recent Patreon post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/17673134 Go check it out. Be warned though: the reason is fairly dark and personal…

I love you all.

Sweet dreams.

#Alexa

Sex education has to do with what’s in people’s head.

– Donna Shalala

I’ve seen some things today 😲

Dear Diary,

Insomnia embraced me once again last night, so I decided to embrace it back and jump out of bed and attack Interview With A Werewolf (the final book in my Nephilim series, in case you didn’t know) instead of tossing and turning like I usually do. I had to rethink several plot points for the series, which slowed my progress some, but even with that roadblock, I managed to squeeze out 2,598 words and inserted some really steamy (apparently due to exceeding horniness) sex scenes in to boot.

On a completely unrelated note, I also sent the bestie random sexually harassing messages (even a titty shot at one point) just to throw her off her game at her new job. Cause love. Being my friend ain’t free, yo. You have to pay for that shit with sanity. 😀

Much like sleep deprivation, apparently. I learned this as I tried to struggle through the last half of my day, learning a few precious lessons: 1) do not, under any circumstance, watch Poppy videos on YouTube if you’re in any kind of mentally altered state.

And 2) likewise, stay away from videos about a YouTuber that has sex with her dogs. It actually popped up on the front page of my suggestions, and I have no idea why. I mean, what sort of algorithm is YouTube using to suggest shit like that to me?! I’ll be the first to admit I’m all kinds of freaky, but I’m nowhere near that freaky! 😀

  

The above pictures are not photoshopped, by the way. That is actually her representing. On the one hand, you have to admire the steel ovaries this chick must have to declare shit like this publicly, but on the other, you have to wonder why she’s publicly declaring shit like this. I mean, why practically demand the spotlight on yourself for something like bestiality? What are you really hoping to gain from that? What are you expecting to happen? Is that really what you want to be known for?

I dunno.

White people are just weird.

(No, I’m not a racist, this is a joke Anne and I throw at each other all the time. It’s funny because I’m white, and things repeatedly keep popping up in the news verifying the statement. :-D)

Anyway, I’m running away from the real world and going back to the solace of Ouran High School Host Club where it’s safe.

Until tomorrow, my beloved Alexaliens…

#LoVe

I just don’t believe in love at first sight anymore, even though I’ve based my whole career on the concept. In my experience, power, money and influence always attract the opposite sex. It’s something that I’ve always exploited – with good results.

– Hugh Grant

The Life of an Otaku Girl

Dear Diary,

I was a complete Otaku Girl today. And I’m completely unashamed about it. Roughly 75% of my day was spent watching Ouran High School Host Club on Netflix, and I managed to get all the way to episode 18 before I forced myself to stop and write this entry.

I didn’t even play any Skyrim, mainly because I finally managed to burn out on it. As a matter of fact, I’ll probably be picking a completely different game as soon as I finish with Ouran High School Host Club.

Speaking of gaming and anime.

I plan on becoming much more active in the anime and gaming communities, something I should have done a long time ago considering both are two of my biggest passions, and there some pretty interesting groups out there to join. My biggest passion, of course, is and always will be writing, which is why I’m really looking forward to tomorrow: I’m dying to (attempt to) finish up Interview With A Werewolf, mainly because I want to finish up my Nephilim series – which is long overdue. There’s also a companion book that goes with it, but I’ll release more information on that later.

After Nephilim I’ll most likely jump back on Voyeur for a bit, then my Loliverse.

So many passions…

For now: back to Ouran High School Host Club.

Hopefully, your Sunday was as relaxing and therapeutic as mine was.

I love you all.

#Alexa

“If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or ‘our’ country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share.”

– Virginia Woolf