Gotta go! ✈

Dear Diary,

I’m writing this 30 minutes before I have to leave because the day completely blazed by and I got sidetracked 13 different ways. It was a hell of a hectic day, but I managed to get everything done that I wanted/needed to do considering I’m not going to be able to work for the next three days, so it wasn’t all in vain.

It does mean this is likely going to be a short entry, however.

Before I go any further: Thank you, Samuel Chevron, for joining my Patreon at the Voyeur tier! Your support is really appreciated (way more than you know!), and I hope you enjoy all the benefits your membership entails! 💖

Now, do I have some news for you guys. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden: A Qedesha Story is now available in audiobook form, as is Amore: A Love Story! Further, every single book I’ve created under my erotica pen name has been picked up (and quickly!) to be made into an audiobook! And Anne somehow managed to make her Skyrim character do the stinky leg! It was really fucking funny! 😅

I have to jet. Literally.

I love you all, and I’ll write more tomorrow.

Wish me a safe flight! ✈

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

From an evolutionary standpoint, women are louder in bed to attract other males. Men are taught by evolution to become more aroused when they think a woman has had sex recently.

Bleeding onto the keyboard

Dear Diary,

So, I deal with stress by writing. I put my head down and feverishly comb through old rough drafts and outlines, then, when I find something that strikes a chord in me, bleed onto the keyboard for the next couple of hours.

Or, in days like today, eight. I accomplished a lot of writing during that time, even finishing two short stories that I’ll be releasing under a pen name (my Patreon subscribers know what I’m talking about, and will get them for free as hush money 😅). One of them is really hot, while the other is… well, disturbing. It has its hot moments, but for the most part its pretty dark.

It’s called projecting, I’m told.

All that writing was therapeutic. And my day seemed to brighten as I channeled all that negative energy into my (well, my pen name’s) books. The most significant highlight being that the audiobook version of Amore: A Love Story is finally complete. I approved it, and now the narrator and I are just waiting for Audibles approval so it can go on sale! I also posted some NSFW pictures of my Skyrim character on Patreon. Check them out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/18670768

Happy times. 🤗

By the way, if you haven’t devoted any of your mental and spiritual energy to the victims of the recent volcanic eruption in Hawaii, please do so. To the best of my knowledge, no one has been killed, but around 1,500 people have lost their homes and possessions, and that can be devastating. Trust me. I know. So, send some positivity their way, and try and not take your belongings for granted. They can quickly and easily be taken away from you.

Now, on a more positive note: I love you. All of you.

And thank you for reading. 💖

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

When a grasshopper ejaculates, it loses 1/3 of its body mass.