It’s that time of the month…

Dear Diary,

What do YOU do when people just stare at you in public? My big brother says I should just ignore them and do whatever it is I was doing before I noticed – or find something distracting to do to take my mind off their rapeyness.

He’s definitely the Yoda in the family, because I’m just a tad bit too fiery to sit there all meek and timid while a random motherfucker just ogles me.

Case in point: a few days ago.

I had some errands to run with Anne, and we were using public transportation (which we often do). I had my headphones in and was jamming away while I was getting work done and looked up… and saw this guy just unblinkingly staring at me.

Creepy, right? Happens more often than you might think.

Now, I wasn’t wearing anything overly provocative – just plain black sweatpants and a sweatshirt – and I definitely wasn’t exuding any kind of “come talk to me” vibe. I was working. And writing. And bombing Anne with random pictures of horse penises (because she hates that shit 😅).

My first reaction was to look away and try to ignore him.

My second was to question why that was my first reaction.

My third was to stare back at him just as intensely and unblinkingly as he was me.

So there we were, having a staring contest on the train, a contest I ultimately won. But not before he glared at me and shook his head, like I was being rude for staring back at him or something.

Cause logic, you know?

Anyway, is there a proper and polite way to respond to a situation like that? What do you guys do? Why do you think people do that shit to begin with?! Just curious…

On to more important things: ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, MOTHERFUCKERS! The first post in my Writing 101 class has gone up, and can be found here: https://buff.ly/2Wjlz0R

Go check it out. Participate. Discuss. Learn. Orgasm. ✊

Do keep in mind that it’s not just for writing erotica, but for writing in any genre. And it’s interactive – I expect students to ask questions, and they can expect me to answer them ASAP. Don’t let my goofiness fool you – I know a LOT about this shit yo.

Hopefully I’ll see you there.

Anyway, back to work for me. I have a universe to destroy… 😉

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

Researchers at Queens University found even though straight women reported only being aroused by men, most women became aroused at every stimulus they saw — inclusive of men’s and women’s bodies, heterosexual and homosexual sex, and even animal sex.

It’s been a while… 😳

Dear Diary,

It’s been a while since I’ve last written in my Diary, I know, but I have an excellent reason: I’ve been extraordinarily busy. Most of my free time has been spent writing “Nephilim: Prisoner” (the sequel to Nephilim: Daybreak), and my not so free time has been consumed with Skyrim, Resident Evil: Revelations, and making “Nephilim – Encyclopædia Nephilium (1st Edition)” and another Erotic Urban Legends story titled “Taboo.” It’s a family friendly story. A VERY family-friendly story. 😅

I’ve also been working on the first lesson in my writing/publishing class, which will be available to all Patreon members of the Disciple tier and up on the 25th of each month. It will basically walk you through the entire process of writing a story, from having an inkling of an idea to publishing your completed work in eBook, paperback, and audiobook formats. It’ll cover everything. It’s a 12-month long course (with the last lesson being released in December of this year) and is an immense amount of fun to make. I’ve learned a lot during my time of being a writer, and I can’t wait to pass that knowledge on. Of course, it’s not going to be one of those sink-or-swim type things – I’ll be there to help with any questions the entire time. I can’t wait to get this launched. The first lesson is coming out in just eight days. Again: I can’t wait. 🤗

I’ve also had to change phones, which is an absolute fucking thrill. I’m still not done customizing the damn thing yet (I’m taking my sweet time with re-adding social media networks, for example), but this time I learned from my past lessons: I got a phone with a removable battery, a much smaller screen, and one that didn’t cost four figures and an ovary. And it’s a newer version of Android (7.1.1), so there’s that. Love it so far.

That’s pretty much been my life these past few days: writing, upgrading phones, and randomly spider monkeying the big brother unit.

I really need to get out a bit and stir up some trouble! I’m getting way too domesticated!

Hopefully, your life has been much more interesting than mine. 😅

Thank you for reading, my loves.

I appreciate it.

#Alexa

“For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.”

– Dennis Franz

2019: My Catalyst Year

Dear Diary,

I can’t believe it’s finally 2019. Last year was such an interesting year, for both good and bad reasons. It held so much death, so much drama, and so much personal growth for me. It is also a year that will always stand out in my mind as… well… as a catalyst. I write this not only because of how inspired I was as an author by so many people around me, but also because it was a year of experimentation – of finally managing to muster up the courage to try new things and break out of the typical erotica smutsphere. I wrote books in several other genres (under different pen names) and turned many of my erotica stories on their heads by gunning to make them something a bit… deeper. More realistic. With a touch of several other genres thrown in for good measure.

It was also the year I created my Erotic Urban Legends series, the first book of which, That’s What Friends Are For, is currently available for sale. I’m super proud of it, and I already have a handful of others finished that I’ll release throughout the year. Wait until you read them. If you’re a member of my Patreon community you can do so right now, otherwise bookmark April, August, and December on your calendars.

In summation: I’ve learned so much this past year, and made a handful of very dear friends in the process. I also met a lot of great authors that I’ve bookmarked and look forward to not only working with but reading the works of, and then there’s this merch line I need to flush out… 2019 Is going to be an exciting year for me. It has big shoes to fill. I can’t wait to see what all it holds.

Thank you for reading, lover.

Seriously.

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

Women have longer-lasting orgasms than men

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds while the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds, according to scary (and super interesting) fact book Scared Sh*tless: 1,003 Facts That Will Scare the Sh*t Out of You. Women who experience vaginal orgasm also have a greater chance than men at achieving multiple orgasms. The more (and the longer) the better!