It’s the 24th! I told you to mark this day on your calendars! Drum roll please… 🥁

Dear Diary,

I have so much to say that this entry could be broken up into chapters! 😅 I’ll try and keep everything as concise as possible though, because I know you all have better things to do with your time than read long-ass Diary entries. So here we go:

• I’m home! First thing I did? Get drunk! Next thing I did? Go to sleep! And what did I do after that? Wake up with the mother of all hangovers! Some serious water-intake and multi-hour nappage later and I’m back to normal now, which is good because…
• I drafted the shit out of that woman’s story! In the beginning I was on fire, but then Anne turned on Desperate Housewives and I got distracted to all hell. I love that show! It’s fucking addicting! Speaking of addicting…
• I have a habit of letting my mouth write checks that my ass can’t cash. It’s a disease. An addiction. Me and Anne got to smack-talking and somehow made a bet about who could stay up/go orgasmless the longest. If I win, I get foot rubs for a week. If she wins, I buy her any pack of cigarettes she wants. It starts at 10PM tonight. I’ve slept a ton and masturbated so much I damn near fractured my clitoris, so I think I’m good to go. This is likely going to drone on for days, so be prepared for some really strange social-media interactions. 😁 Oh yeah! Social media…
• A while back Quora asked me to join their partnership program, which basically means they’ll pay you for posting/answering questions. Why they chose me is flabbergasting, but whatever. Anyway, I put it off because I already have too much on my plate as it is, but today I decided fuck it why not. So, I am officially a partner. And my first question was answered by one of my favorite authors, Orson Scott Card! Now about your favorite author (me):
• I told you to mark this day on your calendars, and with good reason. See, I have a habit of writing books way into the future. Books that won’t be released until the date I have set aside for them. Sometimes they get pushed back, but most times they are released on the first of every month exactly when I planned them to. This once, and only this once, I am going to give everyone reading this entry a chance to get an advanced copy of one of these books for free, just by dropping me a private note via any of my social media channels BEFORE I PUBLISH TOMORROWS DIARY ENTRY. Keep in mind you can only choose one. Here’s the list you can pick from:

1. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden
2. Good Girls Gone Bad
3. Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5
4. Interview With A Werewolf
5. Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac
6. Daddy’s Girl
7. Taboo Love
8. Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 1
9. The Qedesha Trilogy
10. Knocking Up The MILF
11. Naughty Professor
12. The Siren’s Song

I think that’s everything. I feel like I forgot to write something, but fuck it, I’ve written enough.

Thank you for reading and wish me luck in my bet with Anne.

Sleep well, lovers. Cause I won’t. 😏

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

The antechinus, a type of Australian rodent, has sex for about twenty-four hours, after which most males die of exhaustion. The clitoris extends 9cm under the skin.

Braindead

Dear Diary,

Busy busy busy busy busy…

Absolutely nothing entertaining happened today. All I did was author things. All. Fricking. Day. I did this because during the weekend I try and give myself a break from writing-related things, so I wanted to get as much done as I could.

The result?

Well.

• I finished the green revision of The Siren’s Song. Which means all I have to do is grammar check Monday and get it out to my Beta Reader Hit Squad. And then everyone on Patreon gets it for free! Everyone else will get it May of 2019.
• I approved the final version of The Qedesha’s Handmaiden: A Qedesha Story. Now we’re just waiting on Audibles approval.
• Was informed that Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5 has been accepted by Amazon for August 1stpreorder and is currently going through the final stages of publishing.
• Was also informed that the new edition of Knocked Up In Prison! was accepted and is available now. So, if you’ve bought it previously, refresh it or something. I have no idea how Amazon handles new editions. I know they provide newer editions to buyers, but… I decided not to redo the cover, because I kind of like the one I have now. But the insides? Beautiful. 😊
• A little birdie told me that I have a new Patreon subscriber! 🙌 Thank you, Warren van Tassell, for joining me on the Voyeur tier! It is really, really appreciated, and I hope you’ll like the rewards you get as a result!
• And finally, I published yet another answer on my Quora account, something I plan to do at least once a week. Maybe more, I dunno. We’ll see.

Anyway, it’s time for me to mentally unwind and dive into some Skyrim with Anne.

I love you all.

Thank you for reading.

I mean that, by the way. Thank you. 💖

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

A woman’s breasts increase in size by up to 25% when she is sexually aroused.