Showing posts with label Alexa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alexa. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Storytime…


Dear Diary,

I have three things to write about this Diary entry: a writing progress report, a personal update, and a situation that embarrassed the living hell out of me.

I’ll start with the writing progress report: I’ve done tons of it. My main focus is still on Nephilim: Prisoner, the sequel to Nephilim: Daybreak, though I’m also fluttering through two other projects during my downtime: Erotic Urban Legends: The Casting Couch (a story featuring one of my favorite Naughty Cheerleader’s as the main character: Shae, the quiet redhead. Such an awesome story so far) and The Wencher: Blood & Sacrifice. So much fun!

On a personal update front, I’ve been spending a lot more time with my brother lately, making sure I keep Anne by my side. I’ve even (albeit slowly) started having friends over… it’s been nice to take a break from writing, and the pandemic, and just let loose and live a little. I’m an incredibly happy little loli. 😊

Now about the situation that embarrassed the hell out of me. So. Anne and I bought a vibrator because I figured it was time for another sex toy review on Patreon. IT IS SO AWESOME. Anyway, I was actually in the middle of, ah, ‘using it’ when my brother came over, and I barely had time to get dressed and toss it on the bed. Anyway, he came in, gave me his typical massive bear hug, and went to give Anne a hug too when he spotted the vibrator. He said something to the extent of ‘oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to get one of these,’ and proceeded to use it to massage his left calf (he had, apparently, pulled a muscle working out). He said it was a great massager and wanted to know where I got it.

The entire time he was massaging his leg, Anne was barely keeping it together, enjoying the shit out of the situation just a little too much, while I was trying hard to not pass out from embarrassment.

Anyway, I told him to save his money because the ‘massager’ was mine, and he asked if I could use it on his leg before we went to bed that night.

So, long story short, he has a new personal favorite ‘massager.’ 😢😭

When he ended up leaving, Anne looked at me and just exploded in laughter.

I’m still blushing. And dreading the moment he asks me to massage his calf.

Like I said. Three things.

I hate my life sometimes. πŸ˜‚

I love you all.

Stay safe!

#Alexa

 

πŸ’‘ The More You Know πŸ’‘

In 1968, a convention of beggars in Dacca, India, passed a resolution demanding that “the minimum amount of alms be fixed at 15 paisa (three cents).” The convention also demanded that the interval between when a person hears a knock at his front door and when he offers alms should not exceed 45 seconds.

 

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Saturday, June 16, 2018

Skyrim can now be played on – me?!

Dear Diary,
HOLY SHIT Y’ALL I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN LEGIT PLAY SKYRIM ON AMAZON ALEXA! Which I don’t have, of course, so I ended up downloading the Alexa app to my phone to test this out. It’s fucking awesome. It threw me straight into my Dungeons & Dragons playing days, and I spent way more time testing it than I should have. But it was so fucking fun!
Thanks to my homie-g DJay on Goodreads for hipping me up to this; I saw the advertisement for it but assumed (like a lot of other people did) that it was just a joke. It’s really not. Motherfucker even saves your game when you exit. I mean, it’s a tongue-in-cheek kind of Skyrim, but it’s still a playable game.
I suggested it to Tara Babcock for her gaming channel; we’ll see if she does it or not. Peer pressure her!
Yeah, Skyrim on Alexa was definitely the highlight of my day, if you can’t tell. I’m such a fucking nerd. πŸ˜…
Speaking of being a nerd. I finally finished my writing project with my erotica pen name, which means by Tuesday I might get to actually write! I’m going to completely finish Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 2, then finish a few smaller projects by other pen names, and then – AND THEN – the Nephilim series! And then my Loliverse! Bwahahahahaha!
For now though? The weekend! Hit me up. Especially if you’re on Patreon, the only app I have running on my phone’s background 24/7. Tell me what you’ll be playing/watching this weekend. I love hearing from you guys. 😊
Love you all.
Siempre.
#Alexa

“Obviously there is no such thing as race, and in many ways, sex is a continuum, not a binary. So it doesn’t make sense to label people in that way.”
– Gloria Steinem

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