Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊

Dear Diary,

Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim.

As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry.

In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘

#Alexa

💡 The More You Know 💡

Tapirs have an elbow in their penises.