Dear Diary,
Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim.
As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry.
In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘
#Alexa
💡 The More You Know 💡
Tapirs have an elbow in their penises.
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