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Dear Diary,

Having an ex randomly drop by that your still friends with but not entirely over can be…interesting. Not bad, just…interesting. Especially when you have a mountain of author tasks to assassinate and your horny as fuck.

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And then to hamper my productivity even more Anne decided she wanted to marathon-watch America’s Got Talent on Hulu, which kept yanking my attention – and is still doing so even as I write this entry. 😭

While I swan-dive back into my to-do list, go check out my homiegirl Selina’s website/blogs at https://ofselina.com/ Make sure you leave all kinds of raunchy and inappropriate comments on it. And make sure to include that Alexa sent you. She’ll love it, trust me. Try and find some raunchy pictures of squirrels to attach. She has a thing for squirrels. 😅

Anyway, back to the grind. Until tomorrow, beloveds…

#Alexa

“I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.”

– Boy George